Falling Down the Steps - How one man seriously embarrased and injured himself at the same time

It started out as an ordinary pep rally. The whores were doing their whore-y cheers, the band was playing the same "song" that they play every pep rally and probably the only one they ever practice, and some idiot was yelling stuff into a microphone about how he enjoys taking showers with his football teammates. All was quiet when something unexpected happened. Some kid got out of his seat, started down the steps and tripped. He rolled all the way down and hit his head on the banister. This is his story. Of how I am about to make fun of him.

It looked like he had tripped. I thought he did it on purpose, like a joke. I'm sure thats what everyone else thought, until he never got up when he reached the bottom. If it was me, I'd be pretty embarrassed. If I was still concious that is. But it really did look like he fell on purpose. He did this roll. Like when you are running and you get into a roll to get under that gate thats coming down, and you slip under it just in time to get away from the terrorists chasing you. He never did get away from those terrorists.... Anyway, thats just my opinion on what happened.

Some people had their own opinions on what happened. For example, some people thought he was trying to commit suicide. For one thing, that sounds highly illogical. I can think of a million better ways he could kill himself and be more succesful. What did people think his plan would have been anyway?

"Ok, I'm gonna do it. Im gonna roll down the steps, and then my head will explode when it hits the banister. its perfect. I shall be remembered forever as the head exploding kid! And they will write a book about me. its perfect..... I should really expand my vocabulary."

The good thing is that they took him away on a stretcher and he will most likely make a full recovery. Physically anyway.