Things that bug me

All throughout my life there have been things big and small that have at one time or another bugged or bothered me. Things I believe the world would best do without. I thought about it, and have decided to make a list of some of these things in no particular order of importance. Enjoy.

1. Annoying or stupid ringtones - Every once in a while you are on a train or a bus and you get that person with some annoying ringtone that only he/she thinks is funny. You just want to get into their face and tell them to change their freaking ringtone to something less idiotic. Seriously, a man vomiting as a ringtone is not funny. Sure, maybe its funny when you are some college kid looking for a laugh, but not when you are a 40-year man in a doctor's office full of sick people.
2. Censorship - This portion of the entry has been removed by blogger.com for containing extreme profanity, violent depictions of violence, and several poorly executed penis jokes.
3. Religion
4. Strange relationships in cartoons - This is something that has always bothered me. What is it with the wierd relationships cartoon characters sometimes have? Like in this one cartoon a cat with a distinctly older male voice seems to have a thing for some little girl. Creepy? You bet it is. Number one, this clearly implies bestiality between a human and an animal. Number two, although the ages are never specified, the cat has the voice of a grown man(with a *scottish accent, to be more specific). So, not only are themes of beastiality present, but so are themes of pedophelia. You may say to yourself that this is just a cartoon, and children will never figure any of this out. But what will you say when you see your 5 year old trying to get some from the neighbors cat? Something tells me that the people who came up with this cartoon had a little more on their minds than I'd like to know. *My apology to all Scottish people if this makes you look bad. Hopefully beastiality and pedophilia won't be the new scottish stereotypes, although after this post I can't make any promises.
5. Soap operas - One thing that I could never get are the soap operas. You know, the ones with over the top plots and bad acting? Well ok, I can be lenient on the acting. If I would venture a guess, I would say that that bad acting is a result of really low standards. I mean, most of the people who act in soap operas are either illegal immigrants, illiterate, or both. Acting aside, there are also the ridiculous plots. Here are a few examples of some typical soap opera plots:

1. Terri has just found out the John is pregnant! But who is the father? Find out next week when the shocking test results are revealed!
2. Samantha, who is cheating on Bob with his identical brother Rob(who is cheating on Samantha with her identical brother, James Issac the Second) is in a coma after falling down twenty(20) flights of stairs(_-^). At the same time, the doctors have discovered she was somehow impregnated during her fall. But who is the father? Find out next week when the doctors perform a dangerous operation to remove her forehead nipples.
3. Jessica is having a custody battle with her ex-boyfriend and former pimp, Jesus Smurfenmeister, over their son, Jesus Smurfenmiester Jr. Jessica wants custody of Jesus Jr. so she can put him in a private school, while Jesus Sr. wants to him to take up the family pimp business. As the court proceeds, things start to heat up when they start revealing each other's embarassing secrets, like Jesus's periodic lactation. Eventually they end up having sexual relations on the floor while the Jury is left to decide who gets custody of Jesus Jr.

Well, thats pretty much everything. Now its up to you to come up with things that bug you. Email me at my email address, and maybe I will feature your "Things that bug you" right here on my blog. Nah, not really. But you can humor me by trying.