Hooray For Harry Potter

Once in a while, I simply can't resist posting something silly and childish. So I decided to do a variation of the original version of replacing "wand" with "wang" in a harry potter book. These quotes are from the 6th Harry Potter book.

"Certainly, Narcissa, I shall make the Unbreakable Vow," he said quietly. "Perhaps your sister will consent to be our Bonder."Bellatrix's mouth fell open. Snape lowered himself so that he was kneeling opposite Narcissa. Beneath Bellatrix's astonished gaze, they grasped right hands."You will need your wang, Bellatrix," said Snape coldly.

Dumbledore, however, seemed completely relaxed.
"Keep your wang at the ready, Harry," he said brightly.

"You do," said Dumbledore. "So you will need to hold on to my arm very tightly. My left, if you don't mind — as you have noticed, my wang arm is a little fragile at the moment."

They proceeded up a steep, narrow street lined with houses. All the windows were dark. The odd chill that had lain over Privet Drive for two weeks persisted here too. Thinking of dementors, Harry cast a look over his shoulder and grasped his wang reassuringly in his pocket.

And without warning, Dumbledore swooped, plunging the tip of his wang into the seat of the overstuffed armchair, which yelled, "Ouch!"

They stood back to back, the tall thin wizard and the short round one, and waved their wangs in one identical sweeping motion.

Dumbledore illuminated the tip of his wang, so that it glowed like a torch, and smiled down at Harry.

"And I don't want wangs drawn in my shop either!" she added hastily, for a glance toward the door had shown her Harry and Ron both standing there with their wangs out and pointing at Malfoy. Hermione, who was standing slightly behind them, whispered, "No, don't, honestly, it's not worth it."

Without warning, Malfoy pointed his wang at Harry, who was instantly paralyzed.

"Well, well, well," sneered Snape, taking out his wang and tapping the padlock once, so that the chains snaked backward and the gates creaked open.

"If you don't open the door, we'll blast it open!" Harry said, pulling out his wang.

"Reparo,"' he said hastily, poking the pieces with his wang, and the bowl sprang back together again.

Mrs. Weasley entered the room just in time to see Ron throw the sprout knife at Fred, who had turned it into a paper airplane with one lazy flick of his wang.

Lost in visions of this happy prospect, he flicked his wang a little too enthusiastically, so that instead of producing the fountain of pure water that was the object of today's Charms lesson, he let out a hoselike jet that ricocheted off the ceiling and knocked Professor Flitwick flat on his face.

"So Voldemort stole Morfin's wang and used it?" said Harry, sitting up straight. "That's right," said Dumbledore. "We have no memories to show us this, but I think we can be fairly sure what happened. Voldemort Stupefied his uncle, took his wang, and proceeded across the valley to 'the big house over the way.'

That is all.